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Biography |
To save me getting into my usual holier-than-thou verbose preaching, I'll chronicle my life briefly:
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[*]I was born, and named Benjamin Brian Alldridge. (1987)
[*]I found the internet. (1996)
[*]I spent the next ten years on the bastard. (1996-2006)
[*]I ate a really nice sausage roll. (2006)
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To work out my age, consider the following code:
[i]One pill makes you larger, one pill makes you small... and the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all... go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall... and if you go chasing rabbits and you know you're going to fall, tell them a hookah smoking caterpillar has given you the call... go ask Alice, when she was just small...[/i]
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